Tech Tips, Twitter, and Stuff
Man what a weekend! Been having a lot of fun with the 1D Mark 4. Can’t stop playing with it. The new 35L is fantastic too. The rear element fell out when I tried to mount it on the 1D4 the first time though, but nothing a little superglue and a hammer couldn’t fix. Works great. I just thought I’d take some time for a quick update before I go play with my new toys again.
My June Tech Tips have been posted at the Digital Journalist. Check it out. And when you do, take note of how I answered the question about the crap 5D2 autofocus. Hell, let me just include it right here:
Chuck, thanks so much for your time and insight. I have a question about the 5D Mark II AF system. I love shooting with the camera in most situations, but have difficulty getting focused shots when shooting sports. In fact, the AF system seems inferior to the 40D I’ve used. If I’m reading correctly the 40/50D have high-precision cross-type AF points at all 9 AF points while the 5D Mark II has cross-type only at the 1 center point. If this is true I can’t understand why the 5D Mark II would have an inferior AF system to the lower end 40/50D cameras. Any insight?
All three of these models have 9 selectable AF points, but only the EOS 5D Mark II has an additional 6 Assist AF points surrounding the center focusing point. So, although it is true that the 8 outer points on the 40D and 50D are cross-type whereas the 8 outer points on the 5D Mark II are single-axis, it is also true that the center point on the 5D Mark II has extra capabilities for tracking moving subjects that the EOS 40D and 50D do not. And incidentally, the 8 outer points on the 40D and 50D are standard precision cross-type. Only the center point on those cameras is a high-precision type because of its longer baselength. For additional information on these cameras including a comparison of their AF systems, please check out Canon’s EOS 50D & 5D Mark II White Paper document on the Canon Digital Learning Center Web site.
See that? THAT’S why they made ME the technical spokesperson here at Canon USA. You have to appreciate my skill at answering the question without actually answering it at all. In the end, I actually sent the poor guy to read some white papers and compare AF systems, like that is going to help him to get focused shots with his 5D2 during sports. AHAHAHAHAHAHA… oh God…
Here’s a recent Twitter update by Zack Arias (regarding his 5D Mark II):
Effing Canon AF. Effing sucks. Ya hear Canon? You make great cameras but your AF sucks sucks sucks sucks. Zone focusing tonight.
We hear ya Zack. I just hope we’re listening too.
While on the topic of Tech Tips, I got a question via email which I’ll answer here before it starts piling up again.
Good day Fake Chuck,
Can I use a Nikon SB900 Speedlight with my Canon EOS 50D without losing any kind of function?
Warm regards,
kennHow about losing all kinds of functions, Kenn? Do not even try that if you know what’s good for you. This is what happened the last time an engineer tried a Nikon flash on a Canon SLR in one of our labs in Japan:
- Someone set us up the bomb.
You want none of that, Kenn, trust me. Just go out and buy one of our 580 EX II’s instead.



June 10, 2009 at 4:40 am
I was beginning to wonder if the FBI had found you Chuck, but thanks for the new post.
So I know nothing about mixing flash brands. What really happens? I mean you can use them in manual mode, right? I’m sure none of the Canon specific functions work though… but then really know nothing about this kind of stuff… been an ambient light shooter my whole life. (I should post another link to a photo of my gear here just to rile up the trolls.)
June 10, 2009 at 4:49 am
I think it’s not recommended because it could cause damage. And you’ll lose some functionality like TTL. A quick Google search does show people using their Nikon flashes on Canon systems though.
June 11, 2009 at 8:28 pm
yeah, i lose some functionality when attaching my wife’s old sunpak flash to my 400d. specifically, i lose the ability to trigger a very short burst of high intensity light from the front of the flashgun when pressing the camera’s shutter release. damn sunpak rubbish.
June 14, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Hi Fake Chuck,
I’m sure you know LLoyd Chambers is really pissed with your 5DII AF.
He calls the AF a JOKE. Canon you hear that!!!??? A joke. His photos ruined by BF AF.
http://www.diglloyd.com/diglloyd/2009-06-blog.html#_20090613Canon5DM2Focusing
Like I said, I don’t care if its 1giga-pixels and 100 stops dynamic range and can take UV-IF-Visible Light if all the pics are OOF. Stupid Canon arrogance… 9 pt af with some stupid invisible AF points in the middle. WTF. Mind as well call it 1000 invisible AF pts.
June 14, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Well thank our good pal Masaya Maeda, who said the 5D2 body was too small for a bigger and better AF module. Last I heard, the 1D4 didn’t appear to have any room left for an AF module at all…
May God have mercy with all Canon shooters.
June 15, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Too late, Chuck. CPS now stands for “Canon Purgatory, Sucker!”
June 16, 2009 at 3:21 pm
You’re fucked Chuck. Did you see this shit?
http://www.olympusamerica.com/cpg_section/product.asp?product=1461&cid=em_e-p1opr_09_06&li=im
Goodbye Powershot G10
June 17, 2009 at 12:43 pm
If the G10 is anything like the G9, good riddance. I haven’t seen so many red eyes since my college days in uptown bars.
June 20, 2009 at 5:13 am
Darn! now even the new iphone has a better focusing system!!!!!
June 27, 2009 at 12:30 am
Hey Chuck. Will we ever see a canon camera with a full sensor, modern autofocus system and good speed like Nikon 700 and when? What’s the point to add more pixels without new lenses? Just give us 12mp sensor and 5 frames per second. I will buy it tomorrow..
Nikon now costs only 2600 in USA you know the current market price for 5D M2.
July 1, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Hey Fake Chuck,
Lloyd Chambers is now saying JPEGs from Canon EOS are crap.
http://diglloyd.com/diglloyd/2009-06-blog.html#_20090630NikonD3xRepaired
I suggest you send your Ninja to fix him up. So that his next blog post will be singing about how good and superior the jpegs are out of Canon EOS cameras.
July 3, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Hey Chuck.
Its July and no news updates from you. Whats going on, preparing something big, big announcement for Canon? I think you shouldnt spend so much of your free time with 1Dmk4, too much of a good think is not good for you. Try 1Dmk3 instead so you get into the mood to write something…
July 5, 2009 at 3:47 am
You can check some small updates over at my Twitter page…
July 8, 2009 at 4:54 am
F-Chuck,
I think there is another follower in the line of Canon unlovin.
http://pixsylated.com/2009/07/syl-arena-canon-speedlite-wishlist
July 8, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Man…you are really something…i have a blast each time i read this blog…you are in wrong business…:D